- Please don't lick the TV.
- No, Spam is not dog food. No, I promise I am not trying to feed you dog food.
- Do NOT put jelly beans in your ear....Oh, DON'T EAT IT!!
- Sweetheart, do not put your head down my shirt, we don't do that to ladies.
- I thought I asked you, please, do not lick the TV. No she is not giving you a kiss.
- No you like corn with a "kuh" sound not a "Puh" sound.
- You are NOT a puppy dog, do NOT drink the water from the dog bowl again. I mean it!
- Look, you either wear it or not wear it, but you can't do both at the same time. It's just not possible.
- I know sweetheart, I can't fly either.
- Do not ride your tricycle down the stairs!
- Do not pick the dog's nose... No, he doesn't like it....No he doesn't....Because I said so!
I'm just not Supermom anymore....
1 month ago