Fantasy Football Baby! Yeah! I'm so ready for regular season. I had a great draft and I am pumped!
I haven't accepted Lady is gone. I feel like she is just away being boarded. She's going to come home any day I know....
There REALLY are crazy people on the Internet with bad intentions. I just told one of them off on a forum I like to visit and it felt good! (You want to talk about hormones, oh I'll show you hormones! I don't know who she thinks she is!)
I can't stand when people don't yield to pedestrians in the crossing zones in front of stores. I am quite a sight with a 3 yr old on my shoulders pushing a double stroller with store bags, purse, and diaper bag. Don't ACT like you can't see me. I'm a walking spectacle!
When you whisper a cuss word under your breath, your 3 yr old will wake up and repeat it for at least 5 minutes. If you say it in a normal voice, they never notice it.
Wine and food always taste better when you share it.
I like the smell of my babies' farts. (Now there is something you don't hear everyday!)
As a kid, my Mom knew it all! As a teenager, she didn't know a thing. Now I realize she really did know it all!
It's better to be a source of knowledge than a know-it-all.
I need to set up a video camera outside my home. When ever I am trying to get all the kids loaded and buckled into the van, Bandit always escapes. I chase him around the van and he jumps through the side doors. Round and round we go. I finally catch him in the front seat. I punk him to make him think I'm running around the van and when he jumps seats, I grab him. I bet I could win money on AFV. I just need Charlie Chaplin music in the background.